Ministry of Truth: NZ Government Will Pay Media to Produce State-Approved Stories to Combat “Misinformation” About Covid-19
“We will continue to be your single source of truth,” NZ Prime Minister Jacinda Ardern said.
“By forcing our hand, the government has turned my family’s strong resistance to vaccine mandates into a fight for survival.”
NSW Government Says Avoid Sex During COVID, Instead Masturbate in Front of Your Partner While Social Distancing, Wear a Mask
The “next best thing,” according to NSW Health, is “pleasuring yourself in front of a partner” while making “no contact with the other person.”
“To this day, I don’t know anyone personally who died of Covid, but I do know, or knew, too many people who have since, suddenly and unexpectedly, died of something else, or been diagnosed with life-changing chronic illness.”
“Increasingly we are being vindicated. Barely a day goes by when we do not learn even more about just how wrong so much of the ‘science’ was, how dictatorial and totalitarian our governments were, and how much medical fascism was allowed to take place.”
“The former Morrison government, under domestic terrorism response protocols, sought out cyber censorship of COVID related content 4,213 times.”
“As climate change and global conflict cause shocks and stresses at faster intervals and increasing severity, the 15-minute city will become even more critical.”
“I turned down 9 million because I didn’t want to get that **** jab.”
“We all know that the three hardest words to say in English are ‘I was wrong.’ Admitting you erred or fell for a con job is never easy. But it is the mark of intellectual integrity to do so.”
“If the Bureaucratic caste can milk the manufactured side of the COVID crisis for all its worth, what’s stopping them from squeezing as much political profit from a ‘Climate Crisis’ smelted in the same fires and forged on the same conveyor belt of forced consensus, doom and gloom?”
“Being a good global citizen is not separate to Australia’s national economic interest,” said Bowen.
“I was hoping to teach my daughter to fly. She wanted to be a pilot. That will probably never happen. All courtesy of the vaccine,” Captain Snow said.
“If we ever get out of all this alive, one day the historians will marvel at the utter insanity that swept the world – certainly the Western world.”
Australian Government Refuses to Fund Australian COVID-19 Vaccine: You Get What You Get & You Don’t Get Upset!
If the “vaccine” is not Pfizer, Moderna, or Astra-Zeneca, the government doesn’t appear to want to know about it.
“Both my wife and I are in education and will lose our jobs. I can’t even bring this up at church because the expectation is that we follow the government orders. There is no empathy or understanding as to why we wouldn’t ‘just get the jab’.”
“May I suggest that those Christian leaders who, so far, have been silent in the face of coercion and/or violation of basic bodily autonomy by the state when it comes to COVID measures would probably not be that one courageous person.”
QLD Government Says It’s Normal for Children to Masturbate: “Some Toddlers Touch Their Genitals to Self-Soothe”
“Regardless of your age,” masturbation is “a healthy way to learn more about your body,” the state government’s website claims.