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Category: Satire

News & Commentary Satire World

Another Right Wing Nut Job Questions the Jabberwocky

“Hey, we all know she must be a right-wing bigot who is seeking to kill grandma. Away with her!”

By Bill MuehlenbergDecember 21, 2022December 21, 2022
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Satire World

Dear Tallulah, My Animal Justice Flatmate

“Good luck trying to emancipate those enslaved guide dogs. Blind people can be so thoughtless sometimes.”

By Kenelm TonkinOctober 12, 2022October 12, 2022
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Satire World

Dear Parishioners, We’re All In This Together But Not All Of You

“We have also reluctantly engaged the services of a security company for this 3 week period, and a security officer will be present to enforce the public health orders where necessary.”

By Rev. Michael D. RichardsOctober 7, 2021October 7, 2021
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Health Satire

The New COVID Revised Version

“Believe in Fauci and Gates and the vaxxes and the lockdowns, and you will be safe and saved, you and your household.”

By Bill MuehlenbergOctober 4, 2021October 4, 2021
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Culture Satire

Disney To Release Woke Version of ‘Snow White’ Where Prince Charming Waits For Consent Before Giving “True Love’s Kiss”

The updated version, which will be released on Disney+ under the more appropriate title, White Privilege and the Seven Persons of Short Stature, will replace the controversial scene with the prince patiently waiting for Snow White’s consent.

By Ben DavisMay 6, 2021May 6, 2021
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Australia Satire

Satire: ‘Bluey’ to Introduce Feral Character More Representative of the ABC

The show’s creators responded to the criticism by renouncing Australian Cattle Dog Supremacy and rejecting the notion that the show perpetuates the Pawtriarchy.

By Ben DavisApril 15, 2021April 19, 2021
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Opinion Satire

Victorian Government Pressures Police to Issue Arrest Warrant for Holy Spirit

It has been reported that the Victorian government has been pressing police to issue a warrant for the arrest of the Holy Spirit.

By Peter BarnesFebruary 6, 2021February 6, 2021
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Culture Satire

The Night Before the Happy Holiday (Formerly Known as Christmas)

“This birth represents heteronormative oppression. We must rally people to take up arms against it. He who says that God became man is guilty of hatred towards women.”

By Rod LampardDecember 24, 2020December 24, 2020
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Australia News & Commentary Satire

Bigoted Judges Rule Children Can’t Give Informed Consent to Irreversible, Untested, Hormone Treatments

Has anybody told Daniel Andrews about the three terrible bigots across the pond who are trying to suppress the gender identity of ‘transgender’ minors?

By Moira DeemingDecember 4, 2020December 4, 2020
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Opinion Satire

Mayors Support $6.2 Quadrillion in Reparations, $151 Million to Each African American

By James MacphersonJuly 19, 2020July 19, 2020
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Racism Satire

Actors Repent of Voicing Cartoon Characters Coloured with the Wrong Shade of Pencil

By James MacphersonJune 28, 2020June 28, 2020
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Satire

Marketing Genius: Nestlé Accuses Itself of Racism

By James MacphersonJune 24, 2020June 24, 2020
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Satire

HILARIOUS: ‘Visit CHAZ’ Tourism Promo

By Staff WriterJune 22, 2020
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Racism Satire

Stats Reveal Criminals Are Shockingly Over-Represented in Prisons

By James MacphersonJune 14, 2020
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Australia Racism Satire

Australia Is a Racist Country, and to Say That It’s Not, Is to Prove That It Is

By James MacphersonJune 10, 2020June 10, 2020
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Satire World

Why Don’t We Replace Our Elected Politicians With Non-Elected “Experts”?

By James MacphersonMay 20, 2020May 20, 2020
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Satire World

The Health Department Needs to Advise Which of the 100 Genders Is Least Susceptible to COVID-19 so That Everyone Can Identify as That One

By James MacphersonMay 6, 2020
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Satire

The COVID-19 Dictionary

By James MacphersonApril 29, 2020
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Opinion Satire

What if Mary gave birth to Jesus in our politically correct, abortion-obsessed, the-future-is-female culture?

By Rod LampardDecember 25, 2019January 5, 2020
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Australia Opinion Satire

Vegan activist group’s charity status slaughtered

By Dave PelloweDecember 18, 2019January 5, 2020
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