Another Right Wing Nut Job Questions the Jabberwocky
“Hey, we all know she must be a right-wing bigot who is seeking to kill grandma. Away with her!”
Category: Satire
Dear Tallulah, My Animal Justice Flatmate
“Good luck trying to emancipate those enslaved guide dogs. Blind people can be so thoughtless sometimes.”
Dear Parishioners, We’re All In This Together But Not All Of You
“We have also reluctantly engaged the services of a security company for this 3 week period, and a security officer will be present to enforce the public health orders where necessary.”
The New COVID Revised Version
“Believe in Fauci and Gates and the vaxxes and the lockdowns, and you will be safe and saved, you and your household.”
Disney To Release Woke Version of ‘Snow White’ Where Prince Charming Waits For Consent Before Giving “True Love’s Kiss”
The updated version, which will be released on Disney+ under the more appropriate title, White Privilege and the Seven Persons of Short Stature, will replace the controversial scene with the prince patiently waiting for Snow White’s consent.
Satire: ‘Bluey’ to Introduce Feral Character More Representative of the ABC
The show’s creators responded to the criticism by renouncing Australian Cattle Dog Supremacy and rejecting the notion that the show perpetuates the Pawtriarchy.
Victorian Government Pressures Police to Issue Arrest Warrant for Holy Spirit
It has been reported that the Victorian government has been pressing police to issue a warrant for the arrest of the Holy Spirit.
The Night Before the Happy Holiday (Formerly Known as Christmas)
“This birth represents heteronormative oppression. We must rally people to take up arms against it. He who says that God became man is guilty of hatred towards women.”
Bigoted Judges Rule Children Can’t Give Informed Consent to Irreversible, Untested, Hormone Treatments
Has anybody told Daniel Andrews about the three terrible bigots across the pond who are trying to suppress the gender identity of ‘transgender’ minors?
Mayors Support $6.2 Quadrillion in Reparations, $151 Million to Each African American
Actors Repent of Voicing Cartoon Characters Coloured with the Wrong Shade of Pencil
Marketing Genius: Nestlé Accuses Itself of Racism
HILARIOUS: ‘Visit CHAZ’ Tourism Promo
Stats Reveal Criminals Are Shockingly Over-Represented in Prisons
Australia Is a Racist Country, and to Say That It’s Not, Is to Prove That It Is
Why Don’t We Replace Our Elected Politicians With Non-Elected “Experts”?
The Health Department Needs to Advise Which of the 100 Genders Is Least Susceptible to COVID-19 so That Everyone Can Identify as That One
The COVID-19 Dictionary
What if Mary gave birth to Jesus in our politically correct, abortion-obsessed, the-future-is-female culture?
