Forget Sex Slavery and Child Marriage, the U.N. Is Now Fighting For Gender Equality in Gaming
The United Nations – having eradicated the evils of sex slavery and child marriage – has turned its attention to gender equality in the computer gaming industry.
Fighting Racism With Racial Segregation: Plans For A Blacks Only University
British Vogue Magazine published an article on August 2 promoting the idea of a blacks only university under the heading “anti-racism”. Which just goes to show, socially acceptable racism is very one-sided. If Vogue journalists suggested a whites only university, they would be chased through the streets! The article began: “In the wake of anti-racism protests the world over The Black Lives Matter movement has reignited fresh calls to decolonise higher education. Statues of colonialists on university campuses are set to be removed … but efforts haven’t gone far enough … Plans are underway to establish the UK’s first ever…
Hospitals Are Racist, Says Actress Who Gave Birth at Home
Actress Jodie Turner-Smith gave birth at home rather than in a hospital because of “systemic racism”, according to a report in the New York Post last week.
Communism Now A Fashion Accessory: Teen Vogue Says Abolish Private Property
Envy used to be one of the deadly sins. But it is no longer a sin, it’s a virtue. And it’s no longer called envy. It’s now called “social justice”.
Norwegian Flag Cancelled After Dozens Mistook it for Confederate Flag
Combine forced school closures due to the Chinese Flu with Black Lives Matter protests and you end up with this story …
Actress Says It’s ‘Offensive and Unjust’ for Able-Bodied Actors to Play Disabled People
Actress Octavia Spencer has said only disabled actors should play disabled people.
‘Smarter White Milk’ Offensive to Smart Black People Says Indigenous Activist
The Indigenous activist who forced Coon Cheese out of Australian fridges now wants Paul’s to stop producing “Smarter White Milk” because it is offensive to Aborigines.
CNN Erases Women, Opts For: “Individuals With A Cervix”
Individuals with a cervix. Did they mean, like, in a jar?
The Catholic Church Must Resemble AOC If It Is to Survive, Says NCR
A church that can’t preach truth because it might come across as unkind to those not wanting to hear it is a church with nothing to say and nothing to offer beyond “arms are for hugging”.
Mayors Support $6.2 Quadrillion in Reparations, $151 Million to Each African American
Not Satire: America’s mayors this week backed a national call for reparations to black people, a program that could cost taxpayers $6.2 quadrillion. The U.S. Conference of Mayors released a letter Monday backing a Democratic plan to form a reparations commission to come up with a payment for slavery. The Washington Examiner reported that the issue of repatriations had been raised afresh in response to the Black Lives Matter movement. The report said: “Long at the centre of the debate has been the potential price tag of paying slavery descendants, for which studies broadly include most or all of the…
Everything Is Racism to a Racist
You’re not racist. You’re just hated by CNN.
Jihadist Kills Three Men in Broad Daylight, One Week Later It’s Forgotten
I’m amazed at how some news items disappear as quickly as they arrive – and it’s rarely by accident. If you coughed you may have missed the news last month that three Brits had been stabbed to death in broad daylight by a Libyan refugee yelling “Allahu Akbar”. It later emerged that the dead, killed as they socialised in a Reading park, were all homosexuals. CNN tweeted: “A UK stabbing incident that left three people dead and several injured is declared a terrorist incident by police.” UK stabbing incident. Kind of like that New York jet plane incident back in…
Actors Repent of Voicing Cartoon Characters Coloured with the Wrong Shade of Pencil
SATIRE: HOLLYWOOD animators were thrown into chaos last week when white actors said they would no longer voice coloured characters. Actors providing voiceovers for black characters from cartoons such as Family Guy and Central Park quit their roles in solidarity with the Black Lives Matter movement. Follow Caldron Pool on Facebook, Twitter, and Parler! White actor Seymore Virtue, who voices a popular black cartoon character, told reporters: “Black Lives Matter and that includes black cartoon lives. “I love playing the role, but unless animators use different coloured pencils, I cannot continue to be his voice.” White actress Mia Snowflake said she had been…
Marketing Genius: Nestlé Accuses Itself of Racism
NESTLE yesterday took the unprecedented step of complaining that its own product was racist, after seeing the publicity other companies got when accused of racism. Company spokeswoman, Candy Crush, told reporters she was “deeply sorry” no-one had been offended by their raspberry-flavoured Redskin confectionery. “Because Redskins are only sold in Australia and New Zealand there has been no outrage from American Indians at all,” she said. “And for that, we are deeply sorry.” It is believed anger about the iconic lolly’s name began last week – not among American Indians, who had never heard of the chewy sweet, but among…
It’s Easier to Denounce Churchill Than to Be Him. The Chronological Snobbery of Progressivism
IT is only a matter of time before someone pulls down a statue of Mother Teresa because she was silent on transgender rights. Admittedly, the Catholic saint did some good work amongst the poor of Calcutta, but did she ever use her international profile to campaign for gender-neutral bathrooms? No. And so her statue must go. And statues of Florence Nightingale will likely be demolished because she failed to speak out about the climate emergency. Little matter that the founder of modern nursing lived and died before the effects of the industrial revolution were known. Her silence was violence. How…
The New Anti-Racists Are My Black Son’s Greatest Threat
I SPEND more time lately protecting my black sons from well-meaning people concerned they might be victims of racism than I do protecting them from actual racism. I am not afraid that my sons might experience occasions of racism. I am afraid that they might see racism everywhere. As hurtful as moments of racism might be, a lifetime of imagined victimhood would be ruinous. But the activists claim that if my sons’ black lives matter, I should purge my fridge of Coon cheese. When the boys ask for their morning Coco Pops, I should explain that I rose early and…
Stats Reveal Criminals Are Shockingly Over-Represented in Prisons
Satire: AUSTRALIA must address factors that make criminals more likely to go to jail than other members of the community, activists say. While the Australian Institute of Criminology has found the rate at which criminals die in custody has been decreasing, data from the Australian Bureau of Statistics shows the proportion of prisoners in Australia who are criminals has remained steady at 100 percent. This is despite the fact that 100% of prisoners claim to be innocent. “Criminals are over-represented in our prisons,” activist Ima Lawless told thousands of peaceful protestors who had gathered to loot department stores in the…
This Is the First Protest in History in Which Protestors Protested Against People Who Agree With Them
MANY are saying the events of the past fortnight – with marches against racism being held around the world – constitute a historic moment. I disagree. I don’t think much has actually happened. Scratch beneath the sound and fury of the protests and what have you got? A proposal to defund the police? An idea so irresponsible it could only be imagined by people whom police had kept safe long enough to become so incredibly stupid. So what are we left with? My social media feed is filled with posts from friends, who have always believed racism is wrong, affirming…
Australia Is a Racist Country, and to Say That It’s Not, Is to Prove That It Is
SATIRE: Since we know that only racists would say they are not racists, it is necessary to prove you are not a racist by acting like you are guilty of racism, even when you feel no actual guilt. Doing this enables you to experience an incredible sense of self-righteousness since, by apologizing for racism, you prove that you are not a racist like those people who refuse to apologize for the racism they are not guilty of; which is itself a form of racism. Racists argue that we don’t have to apologize for racism since Australia is no longer a…
If Protesters Can Protest, Worshipers Can Worship
IF Black Lives Matter protests go ahead across Australia this weekend, Christian churches must advise authorities, en masse, that they will resume worship services the following weekend. If State Premiers allow thousands of people to march through city streets & gather shoulder-by-shoulder in city squares, there is no good reason places of worship should not reopen. This would have been ill-advised just a week ago, but the national mood has now changed. A week ago, if churches had said they would be opening regardless of lockdown laws, they would have been condemned by the media as irresponsible. But the media,…