Lest you think academics are the bright ones… This, from Tucker Carlson, not the Onion. Universities are rolling out rules on gender-neutral pronouns. Do you know how to use ‘Ze’, ‘Zer’, ‘Xie’ and “Hir’ in sentences?
Did ze enjoy zerself at the party? Ze cooks dishes using ingredients ze has grown in zer yard. Yo better leave now if yo want to make yo’s flight on time.