They’re called “Vaginaments.” And as you might have guessed, they’re Christmas ornaments meets female genitalia. Why, you ask? Because there are enough crazy feminists out there who’d buy it!
According to parent’s website Kid Spot, “the Viginaments come in four sizes, as well as the one-lipped kind and a pierced variety… each is essentially a wonderfully unique vagina that you can hang on your tree.”
The ornaments are crafted by Feltmelons, a company based in Ontario, Canada (where else?). Creator Suzanne McAleenan said, “Each vaginament is my own design, and each is endearingly cut, assembled and entirely stitched by hand in my dining room… No vaginaments are exactly the same… it’s all part of their charm.”
Is anything sacred anymore?!